[This video is brought to you by: Wichita suddenly waking up on a random carousel after falling asleep in Bill Murray's mansion. She looks freaked out, and annoyed, and yes of course she's riding on one of the horses that just spins around and around on the giant thing, but only because she wants to get a look around and she's not sure her legs will cooperate right now. Not that she'd admit to being that freaked out.
She clears her throat and tries to look completely calm, because she doesn't realize this is a live feed, and thus doesn't realize that she won't be able to go back and edit out the part where she was looking around like she could not have been more confused. Just don't watch the background, what with everything spinning around, cause you might get sick.]
Well, this is cute. I don't know what Bill Murray puts in his weed but I sure as hell never had a dream this vivid before. [spoiler: she's about 90% sure this isn't a dream, but she can't explain it, so.]
I don't know who can hear this, but my audience better include Little Rock, or Columbus. No, Tal, I do not give a crap if you get this, because I'm sure if you're here too you're getting a huge kick out of it anyway. Goon.
But yeah, whatever, I'm just gonna hang here until I get a clue of what's going on.
You do the same, Little Rock. Contact me on this ..thing, then I'll come to you. My gun's gone, but these people don't look infected anyway. I guess. What's that about?
Is anyone even hearing this -- hello? How do I play this back-- ugh, cellphones...